This site. Is epic, no? 
Rhetorical, don't even answer that, because we know you're gonna say yes, and we'd like to spare you the wasted breath. Well, epic doesn't describe Synthetic Audio. There's more to it. But this site will never reach the greatness it deserves.
That doesn't mean we're not gonna try though, hell no. This blog, site, pages, everything will be constantly worked on frequently, so don't you worry your little behinds, there's much more to come. 
And when I say much, i mean boatloads.
By boats, I mean Yachts.
By Yachts, I'm talking big-ass-friggin-Bill-Gates-lookin-miliionare-only-boat-party Yachts. A BAFBGLMOBP.
Now plug two of those into your calculator and square it. Add a couple million just for s***s and gigs. And you're about halfway there. Congratulations!



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